>                     UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM
>                         ____________________University 
>
>To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________ 
>
> I think my grade in your nobbish course,______________, should be 
> changed from ______ to an A for the following reasons:
>
> ______1.    The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. 
> ______2.    The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did. 
> ______3.    This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get
>                                   into:
>             ______Medical School          ______Graduate School
>             ______Dental School           ______My Fraternity/Sorority 
>             ______Hairclub for Men        ______Black Panthers
> ______4.    I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in 
>             ____________.
> ______5.    I'll lose my Nebraska track scholarship.
> ______6.    I'm on a varsity sports team and Olga couldn't find a 
>            copy of your exam.
>______7.    I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used 
>            did not cover the material asked for on the exam.
> ______8.    I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every 
>             little nasty tidbit.
> ______9.    I learned all the tidbits and orbital diagrams but your exams 
>             asked about general principles.
> _____10.    You are prejudiced against:
>             ______Males         ______Jews          ______Blacks
>             ______Females       ______Catholics     ______Deported Shiites 
>             ______Protestants   ______Crips         ______Minorities
>             ______Chicanos      ______Grimace       ______Rotund People 
> _____11.    If I flunk out of school my father will disown me or
>             at least cut my allowance.
> _____12.    I was unable to do well in this course because of the 
>             following illnesses:
>             ______mono                  ______cholera
>             ______acute alcoholism      ______spontaneous combustion 
>             ______jammed finger         ______yeast infection
> _____13.    You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly 
>             how you wanted that done.
> _____14.    I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull. 
> _____15.    I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade damn it. 
> _____16.    The lectures were:
>             ______too detailed to pick out important points 
>             ______not explained in sufficient detail
>             ______too boring
>             ______all jokes and not enough material
>             ______had this big fat guy teaching the class 
> _____17.    This course was:
>             ______too early, I was not awake. 
>             ______at lunchtime, I was hungry 
>             ______too late, I was tired
> _____18.    My (dog, cat, goat) (ate, tossed yard, upchucked on) my 
>             (book, notes, pant leg) for this course.
>