> >   COLLEGE STUDENT LIGHT BULB JOKES 
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> >   How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      Two--one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. 
> >
> >   How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      Eleven--one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the 
> >      experience.
> >
> >   How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      None--Hanover doesn't have electricity.
> >
> >   How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the 
> >      pressure.
> >
> >   How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
> >
> >   How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >      Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the 
> >      lightbulb's right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a
> >      counter-protest.
> >
> >   How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      None--New Haven looks better in the dark.
> >
> >   How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. 
> >
> >   How many MIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >      Five--one to design a nuclear-powered bulb that never needs 
> >      changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston 
> >      using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to
> >      write the computer program that controls the wall switch. 
> >
> >   How many Vassar students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      Eleven--One to screw it and ten to support its sexual
> >      orientation.
> >
> >   How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect 
> >      J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
> >
> >   How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      One, dude.
> >
> >   How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >      Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high 
> >      off the old one.
> >
> >   How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their
> >      progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U. 
> >      students.
> >
> >   How many Duke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >      A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the 
> >      bulb out of the socket.
> >
> >   How many Bates students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >      Only one, but he has to go to L.L. Bean to get the same one 
> >      everyone else has.
> >
> >   How many Williams students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >       The whole student body--when you're snowed in, there's nothing 
> >      else to do.
> >
> >   How many Tufts students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >      Two--One to change the bulb and one to say loudly how he did 
> >      it as well as an Ivy League student.
> >
> >   How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a 
> >   lightbulb?
> >      Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive 
> >      dance about it.
> >
> >   How many Swarthmore students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      Eight--It's not that one isn't smart enough to do it, it's
> >      just that they're all violently twitching from too much 
> >      stress.
> >
> >   How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a 
> >   lightbulb?
> >      One--she calls a Smithie to do it. 
> >
> >   How many Smith students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >      One--all you need is one hot woman and you'll never have a 
> >      heterosexual lightbulb again.
> >
> >   How many Boston University students does it take to change a 
> >   lightbulb?
> >      Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math 
> >      homework.
> >
> >   How many Amherst students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      Thirteen--One to change the bulb and an a capella group to 
> >      immortalize the event in song.
> >
> >   How many Wesleyan students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      Wesleyan's boycotting GE--you know, military-industrial
> >      complex and all that.
> >
> >   How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a 
> >   lightbulb?
> >      Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if 
> >      they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out. 
> >
> >   How many Bucknell students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      One--but he'll only change it if he can put in a white-light 
> >      bulb.
> >
> >   How many Bowdoin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >      Three--One to ski down to the general store and buy the bulb, 
> >      one to take the chairlift back to school, and one to screw it 
> >      in.
> >
> >   How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >      One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb. 
> >
> >   How many Boston College students does it take to change a 
> >   lightbulb?
> >      Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party 
> >      because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
> >
> >   How many Reed students does it take to change a lightbulb? 
> >      One--and she doesn't even need a ladder because she has 
> >      platform Birkenstocks.
> >