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> Win96 (Nashville) Sourcecode - stolen from Microsoft
>
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>
>/*
> TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
> Project: Nashville(tm) build 410.999
>
> Projected release-date:
>
> Summer 1995^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1996
>
>*/
>
>#include
>#include
>#include
>#include "win31.h"
>#include "evenmore.h"
>#include "oldstuff.h"
>#include "billrulz.h"
>
>
>/*
> Reference:
> Internal memo #99281-95 from:
> William H. Gates III
> to:
> Executive managers Nashville(tm)-project
>
> William H. Gates III wrote:
> "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
> It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought
>something
> _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.
>
>
> Carry on,
> God^H^H^HBill
> "
>*/
>#define INSTALL = HARD
>
>void main()
>{
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> if(first_time_installation)
> {
> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> hang_system();
> }
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
> if(still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_nothing_loop();
> }
> }
>
>/*
> Reference:
> Internal memo #99683-95 from:
> Executive managers Nashville(tm)-project
> to:
> William H. Gates III
>
> Executive managers Nashville(tm)-project wrote:
> "Dear Sir,
> Since we have found that this last piece of code within the
>'if'-statement
> will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code.
> This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of
>consumer-diskspace!
>
> Thank you for listening to us,
> the executive managers of the
>Nashville(tm)-project
> "
>*/
>/*
> if(still_not_crashed)
> {
> write_cheer();
> finished();
> }
>*/
> create_general_protection_fault();
>}
>
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