The Top Ten List
     
     "Least Popular Republican Convention Souvenirs"
     
     As presented on the 08/14/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID 
     LETTERMAN
     
     10. Bob Dole kidney stone cuff links
     9. Gift certificate for free backrub from Newt Gingrich 
     8. Bath mat made from Charlton Heston's old hairpieces
     7. "Strom Thurmond's Unbelievably Low-impact Aerobics" video 
     6. The "I Support Bob" Wonderbra
     5. "Honk if you have a sinking feeling this isn't our year" 
     bumpersticker
     4. CD entitled "Sounds Bob Dole Makes in the Morning"
     3. Sunglasses tinted to make Bob Dole look a little more like Colin 
     Powell
     2. Susan Molinari's Cookin' with Pot recipe book 
     1. Rush Limbaugh's bacon-scented cologne
     
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