Computers

• UNIX virus
• Jesus vs Satan
• Stone age tech support
• Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support ROTFL
• Before computers
• How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
• ALL I KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS I LEARNED FROM MY MOTHER
• Drug dealers vs software developers
• Customer support
• How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck"
• If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer
• ID4 virus, Alien/OS Vulnerability
• 'Twas the Night before Crisis
• BOOK(tm)
• One liners.
• IBM in Zaire.
• some new viruses
• SUN Microsystems sues island of Java
• private BBS to serve you better
• "IN THE BEGINNING"
• Beers of the Software World
• One liners. II
• Tech Support
• READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICE
• Proper Diskette Usage and Care
• WHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BUY COMPUTERS?
• A Taligent Parable?

TOP

Computers - Microsoft

• Microsoft Announces Improved BSOD
• Bill Gates meets Satan.
• The Zen of Windows
• Deep South edition of Windows 98
• Microsoft Patents Zeros and Ones
• Abbot and Costello Meet Windows 95
• I have a cousin who works for Microsoft
• In the Fog.
• Jennifer Katharine Gates
• Nashville Sourcecode
• Gates' Credit Card Application*
• Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates
• Coincidence? You decide...

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Political

• Clinton donation
• Use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick
• Clinton, Gore & happy country
• Starr & Clinton ala Dr Seuss
• A Scandal of Biblical Proportions
• The SOU Clinton should have given
• Wizard of Oz>
• Least Popular Republican Convention Souvenirs
• Signs Bob Dole is in Bed with the Tobacco Industry
• President Clinton Announces Bosnia Deployment
• You might be a Republican if...
• J. Danforth Quayle

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College

• Dear Professor Millington
• Dear Dad *** PLUS OTHERS ***
• 50 Fun Things to Do on the First Day of Class
• Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom.
• Introductory Chemistry at Duke
• "Yesterday"
• COLLEGE STUDENT LIGHT BULB JOKES
• Taken from the MIT Course Evaluation Guide, Fall, 1991
• Universal Grade Change Form

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Non Fiction

• Test Answers
• Idiots
• Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?
• Hotel Soaps
• Railroads, wagons and the space shuttle
• Creative writing class
• Pregnant woman on bus
• Interesting trivia
• Fun facts
• Will the True Idiot please Stand Up
• Story of 2 great Presidents
• Children's Letters to God
• Church bulletins
• wise words from young hearts
• children interpret proverbs
• Manager quotes
• Keystone Kops
• Kids quotes
• worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
• And You Thought YOU Were Having a Bad Day
• Firm Grasp of the Obvious Department
• "Darwin Award" Nominee
• Stupid Criminal Hall of Shame
• Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars
• Poor guy.
• Actual Headlines, Ripped from Today's Papers!
• Dubious Acheivement Awards -- British Division
• Worst Analogies Ever Written In A High School Essay
• English Notices Around The World
• Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder.
• Taco Bell hires all the smart people
• Speech Goofs

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Engineers

• Comprehending Engineers
• Postulates for Success
• Engineer's Valentine Poem
• Engineers Explained
• You Might Be An Engineering Major...
• There was this male engineer, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean
• Fate of an Engineer
• debating what type of engineer God was...
• Man in balloon
• Engineer in hell

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Male vs. Female

• Computer Gender
• Guns vs Women
• THE MAN'S/WOMAN'S GUIDE TO FEMALE/MALE ENGLISH
• Are You a Guy?
• Men and Women are not quite alike
• Consumer's Reports on Selecting Girlfriend
• 85 Rules and Instructions on Being a Man
• Adam and Eve

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Miscellaneous

• Dog hiaku
• State mottos
• A True Friend
• Skeptical Irishman in the zoo
• Look for the Union label
• Urban myth
• Life lessons
• Cowboy Maxims
• Out of ammo
• Brunette jokes
• Idiots
• OR, CA, WA & the wall
• OR in hell
• Bungee jumping in Mexico
• Montana Black Bear Notice
• Ballonist gets directions
• US & USSR dog fight
• Beer warning labels
• The "not raising hogs" business
• Kid's prayer, goodbye Daddy
• WWII GI and ladys dog
• US navy & Canada
• Dam Beavers
• Four preachers at the Pearly Gates.
• The world according to comedian Steven Wright
• Changes to the travel policy
• Motto's for the new, kinder IRS
• Mathematics of Logging
• Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
• King Arthur & chastity belt
• Peanuts specials for kids of the 90s
• WHY SPORTS SCHOLARSHIP IS AN OXYMORON
• Funny Bumber Stickers
• Deer Son
• Jargon Watch
• APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
• One day at a busy airport
• From Dr. Katz
• Greeting Cards Unsuccessfully Marketed By Hallmark
• Death Star To Open Day Care Center
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the eighties
• The Facts Of Life
• Bumper Stickers
• Grab bag
• Philosophy
• Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
• How to be Annoying
• A Thinking Man

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Offensive

• Sailor and girl
• Doris & Fred
• One misty Scottish morning
• A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table
• A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair.
• A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing
• Ray's tennis elbow had been killing him, so...
• S*** happens
• PROBLEM SOLVING FLOWSHEET
• A guy dies and wakes up to find he is in Hell.
• A businessman walks up to the bartender in the lounge of a plush hotel.
• Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher...
• A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
• FREE BEER

TOP

• TOP TEN REASONS THE BRITISH LOST THE COLONIES
• The 40 top things you would NEVER hear a Redneck say
• Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker
• The Top 13 Signs You've Invested in the Wrong Stocks
• Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble
• Top Ten Suggestions for Guys While Golfing _OR_ Taking a Leak in a Public Bathroom
• Top 10 Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The Scandal
• Top 10 Reasons for Being ...
• Top 10 Signs You Work for Intel
• THE TOP 15/7 BIBLICAL WAYS TO ACQUIRE A WIFE/HUSBAND

Other

• Martha Stewart will not be joining us
• IT'S THE WAY WE HAVE ALWAYS DONE IT!
• Sperm Count
• You Know You're From Eastern Washington If...
• Open letter to Dr. Laura
• Les Nessman quotes from W.K.R.P.
• If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
• Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes
• An Oregonian, a Californian and a Texan were out camping.
• Extended Job Code List
• COYOTE V. ACME
• IDIOT TEST
• You're an geek/nerd if...
• The World According To Steven Wright:
• Some Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
• W i n t e r M e l t d o w n

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